I have received yesterday this text message from a friend who recently resigned. It's another green joke text message from him: Here it goes:

What's the difference between the girls of ages, 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
Answer:

@ age 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
@ 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
@ 28 - you don't need to tell a story to take her to bed
@ 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
@ 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
@ 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story
@ 68 - If you take her to bed that will be a story
@ 78 - What story? What bed? Who are you?

:D Yet another green joke from the Busby SEO Challenge entrant.